Bad Porn Captions
alegbra:

WHY

alegbra:

WHY

sorry for never updating this anymore, i run like 3 real blogs now

sorry for never updating this anymore, i run like 3 real blogs now

ugh

ugh

heavyblueballs:

"… Mooo..Mooo!.. He couldn’t help it, it just felt too damn good…"

heavyblueballs:

"… Mooo..Mooo!.. He couldn’t help it, it just felt too damn good…"

this is so grotesquely photoshopped and the dude was obviously buff to begin with so like
why op
why

this is so grotesquely photoshopped and the dude was obviously buff to begin with so like

why op

why

i see

i see

i have literally gotten boners from wearing loose-fitting shorts on a windy day

i have literally gotten boners from wearing loose-fitting shorts on a windy day